My friend and I had an amazing time at Bacon Bitch for lunch! The vibe was super energetic, with both the wait staff and customers really adding to the lively atmosphere. We ordered the Passionate Bitch cocktails, and they were absolutely delicious - the perfect refreshing drink for a hot day. I had the double burger, which was juicy, packed with flavour, and cooked to perfection. My friend had the club sandwich, which he loved - fresh, filling, and well-made. While it was quite warm outside, the fun energy inside and the great food made up for it. Special shoutout to our waitress, Britney, bitch, who kept the vibe going and made sure we had a fantastic experience. Definitely recommend Bacon Bitch for a fun brunch or lunch outing!

Great food, amazing service. Great vibes. Just like a lot of places on Miami Beach no indoor setting. But will come back again.

The spot !! If you want a litttt brunch w your home girls, you're going to want to check this out. Don't be shy to get up and shake sum. Everyone else is doing the same. The food is also sooo good & the drinks ! They also come around and pass out shots every hour which is the best little touch. Things to keep in mind - the wait time you can't bypass with a reservation. You put your name on a list and wait to be called. Also, you're in Miami so it's hottttt, really hot and seating is outside so be mindful. Bring a fan or just be prepared to be in the heat. Service was great besides getting our name lost on the list but immediately after notifying the girlies at the host stand, we were sat. So all was well. Def a stop to check w your girls ! Ladies leave your man at home !

SERVICE as expected at places like these, expect a wait time. That was honestly my only downfall in terms of service. We arrived at 12:15 for our 12:15 reservation and was not seated until maybe 12:45-1pm which was a bit long in my opinion especially since we had a reservation. But once we were seated, service was amazing. Our waitress was super attentive despite having to deal with multiple tables. Kept our water and liquor cups filled and took our order promptly. Our food also arrived pretty quickly which made up for the long wait time. Everyone there does a great job of celebrating you so I would highly recommend coming here for celebrations. Our table got a round of shots for free to celebrate my friends birthday. FOOD Their menu was pretty extensive in my opinion for it to be a lit brunch spot. They serve both brunch and lunch all day. I was eyeing the griddle sliders because I'm a McGriddle lover and they met my expectations. They come with three and are very filling and sweet without the need of extra syrup. I did get hash browns as a side but I think I would've preferred fries to be honest. The hash browns were two mini ones which wasn't my favorite. Overall, nice spot for celebrating! Great vibes and great food!

Eggs, Bacon, Hash Browns, spinach w/ Dressing. $12.00 Basic breakfast but does its job. Great Value. The seats are very uncomfortable, outdoor metal seats. Cafe con leche (free) check in with Yelp! Busy. Music. Fun. Staff works hard. "What will it be Bitches" Safe place to freely use the word Bitch. Enjoyed my visit. Part of Essex House by Clevelander / Clevelander South Beach Hotel. Free croissant and Cafe with Essex booked room. One employee was rude and rolled her eyes at me for not hearing her. The young gentleman making my coffee apologized for his co-workers rude behavior. That's A+ Guest Service. Thank you

This place geeeeeks! They call everyone bitch so don't take it personal, it's all for fun. We came maybe 40 minutes before they closed and the manager was nice enough to let us still get a table and order food. I got the maple griddle sliders because they reminded me of the McDonald's McGriddle but way better. Stuffed with bacon, sausage, egg and cheese. Yummmm!! And you know I poured a lot of syrup on them too. I wish the pancakes were a little softer and not crunch but it was still solid. This place is fun, they came around with shots for everyone at one point! Felt like a little closing party ha!

The perfect place to kick off celebrations for your birthday, Bach, or any fun time. But don't come here if you're not cool with being called b*tch. My group of 10 came here for a bachelorette brunch on a Friday morning. We did make a reservation online ahead of time but we underestimated Miami traffic and half of our party was super late. Thankfully, they were kind enough to still get us a table. They even gave us a free shot while we waited for the rest of our crew. The space itself is pretty much all outside, mostly on a covered patio. It was a warm Miami late morning so it was perfect to be outside in a shaded area. They have lots of options on the menu and there was something for all of us whether we were wanting something healthier like the veggie breakfast bowl or something more decadent like the boujee pancakes. I ordered the fried chicken & waffles ($22) which also came with bacon, eggs, and hot honey. The waffle was soft and sweet and the chicken was good. It's not as crispy as other places I've tried and it's a fillet vs getting a drumstick/thigh. The bacon was as expected and the hot honey wasn't too hot/spicy. I also got the emotion frozen slushy ($15) which had rum, mango, strawberry, and lime. Delicious! And I was able to take it to-go since we ordered it at the very end of the meal. We ended up going walking to the beach after brunch and this was the perfect thing to sip on while relaxing under the sun. My group also took advantage of the check in offer for free cafe con leches! Let them know if you're celebrating something and enjoy the "surprise" spotlight + shots ;) Parking is pretty much street parking so carve out a bit of time to drive around to find a spot. Like I mentioned above, it's walking distance from the beach so you can plan to spend a few hours in the area!